在地理学课上,老师告诉我们很久以前地球上到处都是恐龙,恐龙死后就变成石油。所以美国的科学家可以克隆恐龙,就像《侏罗纪公园》里面那样。这样,世界上就会有新的石油能源。 这样的话,就不会因为石油危机造成侵略战争,这样也就解决了中东问题。从而达到一箭双雕的目的。 但是美帝国主义和儿童杀手布什是不会这样做的。。。。 She does so by solving the world oil supply problem in one single fell swoop of logic and progressive thinking you'd never see the criminal mental retard Bush and his criminal clique of criminal hawkish warmongering US imperialist war-crazed capitalists display. Of course, the criminal Bush and the criminal capitalist oil industry of Halliburton will never let that happen. And here is Juche Girl's brilliant solution -- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I think I may have a solution to the world oil supply crisis. In geography class our teachers taught us that a long time ago dinosaurs roamed the Earth. Then they died and melted, turning into oil (the dinosaurs, not the teachers, obviously). So to resolve the problem of dwindling oil supply, scientists in America could clone dinosaurs (like it was done in the movie "Jurassic Park") and then the world would have a renewable supply for ever. Then with the oil crisis solved the need for wars of invasion would no longer be required, ensuring peace in the Middle East. That would be like solving two problems at once. ^_^ Of course, US capitalist oil industry and Bush killer of children don't want that... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I don't think we can compete with this sort of logic ... Here the link:
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=128315&D=2005-09-01&HC=4
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